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Messissippi 

Uh-oh, I'm supposed to take a business trip to Messissippi. Hick o'clock!

messiming 

facebook im-ing and messaging at the SAME time!!! ...a scandelous form of communication.
jacob and delaney are currently messiming each other...ooo la la!
messiming by smitty jones May 18, 2008

messisexual 

A person who identifies as having and romantic and sexual attraction to members of Lionel Messi's direct family, including: Antonela Messi, Mateo Messi, Thiago Messi, Ciro Messi, and of course, Leo himself.
Yo Messi put that ish top cheddy upper decky ferda, I think I'm a messisexual!
messisexual by bkcw September 23, 2022

Messimalism 

A style of interior design, characterized by random clusters of household items situated away from their normal storage location. Most popular with single people.
Errr...yeah, the socks and plates are meant to be on the couch. You're obviously not familiar with latest concepts in messimalism.
Messimalism by mk188 October 3, 2010
People who believe the plural of moose should be permanently changed to meese.
I decided to join meesism.
Meesism by Penizoid January 31, 2019

Messisteve 

Unable to be offboarded, also known as a god in skyblock
Holy shit is that MESSISTEVE???
Messisteve is so cool
Why can I not offboard messisteve
How is Messisteve still here
Messisteve by notmessisteve:3 August 16, 2025
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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