messisexual

A person who identifies as having and romantic and sexual attraction to members of Lionel Messi's direct family, including: Antonela Messi, Mateo Messi, Thiago Messi, Ciro Messi, and of course, Leo himself.

Yo Messi put that ish top cheddy upper decky ferda, I think I'm a messisexual!

by bkcw September 23, 2022

mystisexual

Term to describe someone that you are not sure if they are gay or straight.

Guy 1: Check him out he's gay

Girl 1: Nah he's straight

Guy 2: Stu, hmm I dunno, he's mystisexual

by murdo24 June 28, 2008

MECHISEXUAL

mechisexual- when a person is attracted to mechanical objects such as levers, pulleys, and computers

I am not bisexual, hetersexual, or homosexual, I am mechisexual and I am proud of it!

by squishycandy October 3, 2008

messosexual

The dirty-boy look of the late nineties: messy hair, flubble, smart casual... the works.

No two in their right minds, can argue that Brad Pitt is the messosexual of the world. Now he changed all of that.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

musisexual

a person sexually attracted to music intelligence or the ability to play in a band/perform music (not limited to traditional instruments but may include beat production equipment like turntables, etc.)

Oh my god I LOVE Flying Lotus. You like them too! We should hang out, we're both musisexuals.

by nissanownsyou April 10, 2016

Moestisexual

Its acting gay but it aint gay cuz its moesti.

-damn that n.gga moesti is gay.
nah he just moestisexual.

by thatnggamoesti November 9, 2021