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messisexual 

A person who identifies as having and romantic and sexual attraction to members of Lionel Messi's direct family, including: Antonela Messi, Mateo Messi, Thiago Messi, Ciro Messi, and of course, Leo himself.
Yo Messi put that ish top cheddy upper decky ferda, I think I'm a messisexual!
messisexual by bkcw September 23, 2022
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mystisexual 

Term to describe someone that you are not sure if they are gay or straight.
Guy 1: Check him out he's gay

Girl 1: Nah he's straight

Guy 2: Stu, hmm I dunno, he's mystisexual
mystisexual by murdo24 June 28, 2008

MECHISEXUAL 

mechisexual- when a person is attracted to mechanical objects such as levers, pulleys, and computers
I am not bisexual, hetersexual, or homosexual, I am mechisexual and I am proud of it!
MECHISEXUAL by squishycandy October 3, 2008

messosexual 

The dirty-boy look of the late nineties: messy hair, flubble, smart casual... the works.
No two in their right minds, can argue that Brad Pitt is the messosexual of the world. Now he changed all of that.
messosexual by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

musisexual 

a person sexually attracted to music intelligence or the ability to play in a band/perform music (not limited to traditional instruments but may include beat production equipment like turntables, etc.)
Oh my god I LOVE Flying Lotus. You like them too! We should hang out, we're both musisexuals.
musisexual by nissanownsyou April 10, 2016

Moestisexual 

Its acting gay but it aint gay cuz its moesti.
-damn that n.gga moesti is gay.
nah he just moestisexual.
Moestisexual by thatnggamoesti November 9, 2021
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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