grazing

The act of looking busy in the office without doing any meaningful work.

Usually involves writing personal emails, scribbling random things down, pensive staring at the PC screen, occasional moving of the mouse etc.

Ah well, it's almost 4 O’Clock – no point starting that report now. I’ll just have a couple hours grazing.

by mk188 October 12, 2010

Lady Lotto

Lady Lotto - a game of chance played by ugly/nerdy men that involves making contact with large numbers of attractive women in the vain hope of finding a partner way above their league.

It must be time for a win on the Lady Lotto - I've sent almost fifty emails and not a single reply.

by mk188 October 24, 2010

Messimalism

A style of interior design, characterized by random clusters of household items situated away from their normal storage location. Most popular with single people.

Errr...yeah, the socks and plates are meant to be on the couch. You're obviously not familiar with latest concepts in messimalism.

by mk188 October 03, 2010