merving 

When one insults an entire group of fans who are annoyingly demanding MOAR of their favourites.

Made infamous by Merveille Lukeba, actor who plays Thomas on Skins, when he stated on Twitter, "Probably gonna be hated for sayin this but Naomily fans really annoy me. Every week "NOT ENOUGH NAOMILY". Its Skins, not The Adventures Of.."

"Probably gonna be hated for sayin this but Joe Jonas fans really annoy me. Every week "NOT ENOUGH JOE". Its Jonas BROTHERS, not The Adventures Of.."

Oh my, Nick Jonas fans are merving again.

merving by BabyDykePS February 4, 2010

Merning 

The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.

Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.

Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"

Merning by TexanJoe July 10, 2010

Merling 

Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.

"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."

Merling by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013

MERINGFUL 

feeling happy and excited for what is coming

I FEEL REALLY MERINGFUL RIGHT NOW

MERINGFUL by KELLY BOI January 24, 2019

Meatstick Meringue 

Yet another slang term for gizz, sperm, semen, splooge

The pornstar shot a load of meatstick meringue on the porn starlet's tanned butt cheek

Meatstick Meringue by sarasplayroom.com November 15, 2009

The Mervin Scale 

A scale derived by the English mathematician and theoretical physicist Professor Ginger Ninja, which allows students using a sheet of A4 graph paper with 1mm squares, herein called 'mervins', to plot awkward, or complex points on a graph that shows the effect of temperature on the resistance of a thermistor. There are five mervins to a 'brick' and two 'bricks' to a 'box'.

Thus, any whole integer is always four mervins away from its next or prior integer; provided that each box on the y-axis is the equivalent to 5kΩ.

Simple, really.

MiniFunk: Using The Mervin Scale, how would I plot 54?
Proffessor: 54, would be four mervins below 55!
Jam and MiniFunk: Indeed!

The Mervin Scale by MiniFunk February 21, 2011

Meringuetaned 

Verb
Mē rán goo tæng ed

Loosing ones self to debaucherous lengths whereby one becomes obliterated to the space between meringue and orangutan.

‘Yerman was so meringuetaned last night he tried to drive the bus shelter home.’

“I got completely meringuetaned before the wedding, I slurred “Ivu” at her and then puked on the priest.”

Meringuetaned by Lord Edward February 20, 2021