Livestock

Farm animals such as goats, pigs, lambs and cows

It is time for the livestock sale.

by Ffaislife June 30, 2016

livestock

commonly used in plural to indicate working women like hookers, or even whores and sluts.

...While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock... (the lyrics from Bloodhound Gang song)

by trank January 30, 2008

livestock

A person who does not put things it in the right place.

Livestock is a tool.

by jizm October 6, 2003

livestock

says stupid things at random intervals

pumkin hehehehe

by bigvic October 11, 2003

Livestock

Big dicked man

He put his livestock in me.

by Kmoneybeezinthetrap January 14, 2017

Livestock Fingering

The practice of inserting a finger in and then out of any farm animal until one of you completes.

Can be done for your pleasure or for the animals.

Hey Pete, do you want to go to the country to do some Livestock Fingering? I've fingered a goat and a ram but never a chicken.

Its 9am. Have you fingered your livestock today?

Have you gotten to Third Base (aka fingering) with that ram?

by PartTimeLover November 23, 2009

Livestock Cock

A term used to describe an individual who is enamored with getting pounded by the cock of any well endowed Livestock

Talk about unbelievable. This last weekend the cheesedick posse, aka Keith and Otto both went to the E.R. in critical condition after a horrific accident at Carpinito Farm. I guess they were heard telling some friends they were in the mood for some “Livestock Cock” which apparently involves getting dismantled by a gigantic animal dong. Otto, being the inexperienced one, was instructed by Keith to start easy and go for some sheep schlong, while keith the seasoned veteran went for the old reliable Ox cock. Long story short, Otto and Keith simultaneously took some Livestock Cock and both ended up in comas due to a rupture colon. I guess they couldn’t afford lube. How fucking distrusting.

by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021