mermay
a collection of mermaid inspired fan fiction that occurs during the month of may
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mermay by Mochii Loves pine apple June 2, 2025
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mermate
mermate by louafsique June 29, 2020
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bathtub mermaid
A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.
bathtub mermaid by AzureGummy March 28, 2017
Mermaid
Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say “aur naur” in reaction to almost everything.
Mermaid theory
"300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..
Mermaid theory by |\/| M m |\/| December 7, 2010
mermaphile
A sexual fetish involving a fascination with mermaids often to the point of being borderline erotic; a mermaphile
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.
Ariel: my boyfriend is such a mermaphile,ever since I told him my name, he won't have sex with me unless I dress up in a mermaid's tail!
mermaphile by darkninja443 June 30, 2011
mermarroqu
gibby: ummmm wait a minute
mermarroqu: no don't make me one NOOOOOOOO
gibby: >:)
mermarroqu: F U I can't do it from my phone GO DIEZ IN FIRE
mermarroqu: no don't make me one NOOOOOOOO
gibby: >:)
mermarroqu: F U I can't do it from my phone GO DIEZ IN FIRE
mermarroqu by gibbyman x August 28, 2011
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