mermay 

a collection of mermaid inspired fan fiction that occurs during the month of may

Ussually happening on ao3

hey did you see what (Author) posted for mermay?
yes! I always follow mermaid AUs!

mermay by Mochii Loves pine apple June 2, 2025

mermate

Mermaids that carry the passport of any country within the United Kingdom.

Hey Claire, what do you call a mermaid from the UK?
A mermate, mate.

mermate by louafsique June 29, 2020

bathtub mermaid 

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.

They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.

bathtub mermaid by AzureGummy March 28, 2017

Mermaid 

Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say “aur naur” in reaction to almost everything.

Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid.
Stacy: How do you know?
Kyle: She said “aur naur”
Stacy: Ok I don’t care tan LOONA.

Mermaid by EKimLipse September 16, 2023

Mermaid theory 

"300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.

Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..

Mermaid theory by |\/| M m |\/| December 7, 2010

mermaphile 

A sexual fetish involving a fascination with mermaids often to the point of being borderline erotic; a mermaphile
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.

Ariel: my boyfriend is such a mermaphile,ever since I told him my name, he won't have sex with me unless I dress up in a mermaid's tail!

mermaphile by darkninja443 June 30, 2011

mermarroqu 

A person who is not and never will be as cool or amazing as anyone else e.g the opposite of a gibby

gibby: ummmm wait a minute

mermarroqu: no don't make me one NOOOOOOOO

gibby: >:)

mermarroqu: F U I can't do it from my phone GO DIEZ IN FIRE

mermarroqu by gibbyman x August 28, 2011