pee boner

The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.

You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.

by slonob February 01, 2004

XP

Short for eXtreme Programming: a software development methodology that favors small teams and an iterative, design-as-you-go approach.

We use XP in our software shop.

by slonob February 01, 2004

holy warrior

Someone who prefers passion to reason on a given subject.

Paul might be a good Microsoft programmer, but he is a holy warrior when anyone mentions Java.

by slonob February 01, 2004

freakin'

A way to say the word fucking around the office.

That guy is freakin' good.

by slonob February 01, 2004

sausage mitten

A tight vagina.

She felt like a sausage mitten.

by slonob February 01, 2004

loadtotaler

One who practices loadtotalism.

I sucked her until her back arched, only to find that she was a loadtotaler.

by slonob February 01, 2004

merlot sippers

Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.

Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.

That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.

by slonob February 01, 2004