slonob's definitions

pee boner

The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.

You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.

by slonob February 1, 2004

XP

Short for eXtreme Programming: a software development methodology that favors small teams and an iterative, design-as-you-go approach.

We use XP in our software shop.

by slonob February 1, 2004

nom sane

Short for "do you know what I'm saying."

That movie sucked, nomesane.

That chick is a ho, nomesane.

by slonob February 2, 2004

freakin'

A way to say the word fucking around the office.

That guy is freakin' good.

by slonob February 1, 2004

merlot sippers

Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.

Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.

That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.

by slonob February 1, 2004

loadtotaler

One who practices loadtotalism.

I sucked her until her back arched, only to find that she was a loadtotaler.

by slonob February 1, 2004

holy warrior

Someone who prefers passion to reason on a given subject.

Paul might be a good Microsoft programmer, but he is a holy warrior when anyone mentions Java.

by slonob February 1, 2004