Vegas&Tonic's definitions

Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.

"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"

by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013