merkey

Merkey means outgoing and funny. The one who makes people laugh. The one who’s straight out

Merkey can be a name of a person who defines those words

by roxrs September 11, 2023

merkey

Merkey is a person who’s outgoing and always energetic. She can be annoying sometimes but she’s a good friend. She will cheer you up when your sad or mad, merkey is a kind and loving friend & she has a big heart, she forgives and sometimes she can be cold hearted that’s if she don’t like you anymore, but she’s nice and sweet

Merkey is kind and loving

by roxrs September 12, 2023

Merkelist

Someone who wants to destroy their own country.

A naive person who makes irrational, impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. Someone who wants to undo all the good work of their patriotic predecessors.

An individual in high authority who acts irresponsibly e.g. Like a teenager who invites everyone to her house party on social media. They have a great party but in the cold sober light of the next day, the gatecrashers have wrecked her parents house. A Merkelist will do this with a whole country, or even worse, an entire Union of countries!

The policies of that party are going to bring havoc to this country, their leader must be a Merkelist.

by PenorSword September 3, 2018

Merked

To be straight killed

Oh shit that motherfucker just got merked

by Niggaturtle69 August 9, 2019

Waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel

The sexual act, when performed with a woman of generous genital proportions. Or a man of diminutive proportions. Or both.

She was so loose I thought I'd have to strap a board across my arse to stop myself falling in. It was like waving a chipolata in the Mersey Tunnel.

by Kojak October 28, 2003

merkeled

when someone fucks something up beyond repair

Ora really merkeled that excel sheet.

by mmmdick August 16, 2012

merker

The person that does the merking or the murdering.

I am the stealth merker

by stealth merker July 20, 2010