mergetard

Noun; a merge-challenged driver; a driver who seems unable to accelerate and merge into traffic properly or safely.

“I’m stuck behind a MERGETARD on the 405! This guy can’t merge to save his fucking life!”

by Louie II March 15, 2018

McRetard

A McDonalds employee.

I went to McDonalds for the first time in like three years today and the fucking McRetard that took my order screwed it up, even after I repeated it.

by Johnny45 January 24, 2004

Megatarded

A combination of 'mega' and 'retarded' to explain a really a bad situation that either makes you mad, or otherwise causes feelings of negativity.

Dood, your grandma died..that must be megatarded =-/.

by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007

memetard

Unable to communicate anything other than memes.

Memetard: In Soviet Russia, cheezburger wants you!
Response: Don't be such a memetard.

by jevanyn August 6, 2009

Midgetard

A person who is a midget and also a retard. Or, a person who may not be a midget, but acts like a retarded midget

"awww, look at that funny little midgetard"
or
"you loser, you're such a midgetard"

by Cocksucker December 17, 2003

megatard

A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.

"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”

by Juni Wolfen July 27, 2005

!ʀᴛ | Merctard#2239

A Seggsy Mf That Doesnt Miss Tanjiro Negs Your Favorite Verse.

!ʀᴛ | Merctard#2239 "youre seggsy"

by Tanjirotard June 4, 2021