7 definitions by Johnny45

Crusty-cunt. Occurs after a woman doesn't bother to clean herself after taking a load from her father.
I bet Tanya has a mad crunt from when her dad gave it to her doggy style last night. Lazy bitch.
by Johnny45 January 20, 2004
The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.
Dude, see that heffer going into the all you can eat buffet? I bet she has stank barnyard panties.
by Johnny45 January 20, 2004
A term of endearment exchanged between two middle-aged homosexual men that wear Hawaiian shirts, clam diggers and sandals.
Geofrey, everyone knows that Liza is a much better entertainer than Bette, silly pants!
by Johnny45 January 21, 2004
I went to McDonalds for the first time in like three years today and the fucking McRetard that took my order screwed it up, even after I repeated it.
by Johnny45 January 24, 2004
n. A woman's moist or sweaty vagina.

adj. (swampy)the state of a woman's vagina after rigerous sex, prolonged exercise, or exposure to extreme heat or humidity.
n. Tanya's vag was a swamp when I porked her during the August heatwave.

adj. Don't eat me out tonight, I'm a little swampy from the gym.
by Johnny45 January 20, 2004
n. The stinky, discolored, cottage cheese-like ooze that comes out of the unclean/diseased pussy of a whore or a homeless woman.
That homeless hooker that sleeps by the dumpster out back has a mad case of pussy slime.

I couldn't get it up because the smell of your mom's pussy slime overwhelmed me.
by Johnny45 January 20, 2004
Dude, why do those anti-abortion assholes have to carry around posters with pictures of clots on them?
by Johnny45 January 20, 2004