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Moretard 

Combo of moron and retard, as in, so freaking stupid that you can't use four syllables to combine the two ideas when two will do.
The kid who set the Socal fire "on accident" is a moretard.
Moretard by Fuzz Daddy November 20, 2007
Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4
Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base
mortard by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

McRetard 

I went to McDonalds for the first time in like three years today and the fucking McRetard that took my order screwed it up, even after I repeated it.
McRetard by Johnny45 January 24, 2004
Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.
Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?
Mortard by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006
The combination of a moron and a retard.
Joe: I can't believe someone actually let Rebecca Black's song "Friday" air.

Jesse: The producer was a mortard.
mortard by Khandali July 15, 2011
An idiotic or moronic individual;motard
Tommy is such a mortard!
Mortard by Kiko December 17, 2003
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