onshoring

The act of relocating a business process or department to a less expensive part of the country. Similar to off-shoring, except that the job doesn't leave the country.
A typical example of onshoring is: tech support jobs being consolidated in Tennessee, where they can pay people half as much as before.
by jevanyn August 20, 2010
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indoor sportsman

1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.

2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.

3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.

4. A wanker.
(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.

(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?
by jevanyn January 04, 2010
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green brownies

Brownies made with marijuana. AKA hash brownies.

Not to be confused with greenies.
1: Dude yo, I got green brownies.
2: What you mean, green? it's organic and shit?
1: Nah, green as in weed, yo.
2: Yo, hook me up with that.
by jevanyn January 25, 2010
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assholitical

adjective: tending to express one's point of view, esp. political, when it is not desired or appropriate.
Honey, I know you got into an argument about gay marriage the last time we had dinner with the Hendersons. I'd appreciate it if you weren't so assholitical this evening, mkay?
by jevanyn August 28, 2009
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defridgerate

To allow something to reach room temperature, as by leaving it out of the refridgerator.
Dammit, you left the milk out again! It's completely defridgerated now!
by jevanyn August 17, 2009
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thank fucky for that

Relief that one's typical bad luck has taken a day off.
I was late for work (as usual), but I didn't have to deal with my boss who left early to visit a client. Thank fucky for that!
by jevanyn October 14, 2009
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on dead

When your cell phone's battery is dead.
Cell phones step down to a low-power mode automatically, thus "on low". When they turn themselves off, they are now "on dead".

Can you plug in my phone?
Is it on low?
No, it's on dead.
by jevanyn March 23, 2011
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