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memetard

Unable to communicate anything other than memes.
Memetard: In Soviet Russia, cheezburger wants you!
Response: Don't be such a memetard.
by jevanyn August 6, 2009
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defridgerate

To allow something to reach room temperature, as by leaving it out of the refridgerator.
Dammit, you left the milk out again! It's completely defridgerated now!
by jevanyn August 17, 2009
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broken typewriter

"I feel like a broken typewriter. I missed my period."
-- Grease
by jevanyn August 21, 2009
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elite speak

A style of speech, intended to identify one as (over) educated, literate, erudite. Tends to make one sound like a snob. Includes use of words like "shall", "whom", "endeavor" instead of "try", "ergo" instead of "therefore", spelling out "et cetera" instead of using "etc.", etc.
Normal: I will see you later.
Elite speak: I shall see you later.

Normal: I've been sick lately.
Elite speak: I've not felt well of late.
by jevanyn April 1, 2010
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nonstarter

A plan or process that is so hopeless, no one wants to make the effort to start it.
"President Obama’s plan to reduce the size of the deduction has been a nonstarter in Congress."
-- from The Big Money
by jevanyn April 14, 2010
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assholitical

adjective: tending to express one's point of view, esp. political, when it is not desired or appropriate.
Honey, I know you got into an argument about gay marriage the last time we had dinner with the Hendersons. I'd appreciate it if you weren't so assholitical this evening, mkay?
by jevanyn August 28, 2009
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social frog

n. (1980's USA) Someone who bounces from clique to clique.

Unlike a social climber, whose intent is usually to work one's way "up" a social pecking order, a social frog is just trying to have as much fun as possible without getting attached to the cliques they jump into.

Differs from a social butterfly in that the social frog is less likely to be welcome.
I used to think Fred was cool b/c he was partying every Saturday night, until I realized he was just a social frog who didn't have any real friends.
by jevanyn September 1, 2009
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