keith richards diet plan

when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you
Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
by jevanyn November 14, 2011
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broken typewriter

"I feel like a broken typewriter. I missed my period."
-- Grease
by jevanyn August 21, 2009
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N2B2T

Short/txt for "not to be too technical". Used either sincerely, as an apology for a long geeky explanation, or sarcastically when an apology is deliberately non-techie.
Able: I lost all my bookmarks when my phone updated itself.
Baker: (long, techie explanation of how to restore the bookmarks file)
Baker: N2B2T
Able: NP I can do that THX
by jevanyn March 29, 2011
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onshoring

The act of relocating a business process or department to a less expensive part of the country. Similar to off-shoring, except that the job doesn't leave the country.
A typical example of onshoring is: tech support jobs being consolidated in Tennessee, where they can pay people half as much as before.
by jevanyn August 20, 2010
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green brownies

Brownies made with marijuana. AKA hash brownies.

Not to be confused with greenies.
1: Dude yo, I got green brownies.
2: What you mean, green? it's organic and shit?
1: Nah, green as in weed, yo.
2: Yo, hook me up with that.
by jevanyn January 22, 2010
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defridgerate

To allow something to reach room temperature, as by leaving it out of the refridgerator.
Dammit, you left the milk out again! It's completely defridgerated now!
by jevanyn August 17, 2009
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evilfacebook

"Why's facebook chat not working?"

"They're fixing yet another security hole."

"Evilfacebook strikes again!"
by jevanyn May 05, 2010
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