mergaling 

The merging of two famous people's names into one

EX: Brangelina is totally the hottest celeb couple, and their name is such a cute mergaling!

EX: Bennifer is the mergaling name for Ben Affleck and J.Lo, but they have been broken up for a while now.

mergaling by ReinaQueen March 8, 2013

megalongdong 

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.

i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

megalongdong by I can’t put my real name August 27, 2021

Merharing 

The act of eye fucking women/girls at the workplace with the intent to undress them with ones own mind

Eric was merharing every girl in the office when he suddenly realized he had a new stain on his pants

Merharing by Steeb Yobs March 7, 2013

Merling 

Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.

"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."

Merling by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013

Piers Morganing 

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!

Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion

Piers Morganing by Rendevous August 17, 2009

metalingus 

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.

Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.

metalingus by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

Captain Morganing 

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.

"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."

Captain Morganing by merulian August 19, 2008