mensurements

Falsifying the size of one's penis size to give the impression of having a big one.

Guy: 8 inches... flaccid!

Girl: Those are just mensurements. You're actually about 3" erect.

mensurements by Rocker-D-Licious December 15, 2014

Hitler (Unit of Measurement) 

One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.

Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement

Hitler (Unit of Measurement)

“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”

“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”

Hitler (Unit of Measurement) by Cateye5 October 28, 2019

Weed Measurements 

UK Version:
0.5g = Blueys, fives (bit)

1g = Tens (bit), a bag

3.5g = 3-5, eighth

7g = Q, Quarter
14g = Half (oz)
28g/1oz = Ounces, Zs, Oz, Os
16oz = Pound, Bs, Bricks
35oz = Ks, Kilos

"Yo bro, i only got a fiver can you sort me a blueys?"
"How many grams is there in a ounce", "Twenty Eight bro you need to know your weed measurements"

Weed Measurements by yhfrag September 19, 2019

measuremental 

pertaining to measurement

he made a measuremental error whislt calculating the area of his house

measuremental by jadeclouds December 29, 2007

mississippi measurement 

The Mississippi measurement is a method of measuring ones dick by which the end of the tape measure starts at the asshole.

The wife says I've got a small cock, but I'm all ,"Bitch that shit's seven inches with the Mississippi measurement."

mississippi measurement by Mr. Bloodfart November 10, 2015

inside leg measurement 

In the context of a request for information, an uncomfortably personal or intrusive question.

What else do you want, my inside leg measurement?

inside leg measurement by anotherpseudonymofnote March 17, 2014

standard underscoah measurement system 

The standard underscoah measurement system (no thats not a typo) is a specialized measurement system for certain communities. It is currently in use in The Kingdom of Bread. the system is a length based system, comprising of 4 different lengths,

The standard baguette = 16 in or 406.4 millimeters
The smoot = 5ft 7in or 1.7018 meters
The big boi = 1.7 mi or 2.7 km
The Italy = 706.25 miles or 1136.5992 kilometers

"what measurement system do you use?"

"I use the standard underscoah measurement system"

standard underscoah measurement system by Apple Byter February 20, 2020