menstral quarters

quarters spent on feminine hygene products in public restroom vending machines.

Hey man! I just saw that cheap bastard Jose trying to steal the menstral quarters from the vending machines in the womens bathroom.

by Mr. Pickles33 April 5, 2010

feel my menstral flow

a phase said in form or a question to find out if the person is listening to what you are saying

speaker #1:blah blah blah... you "feel my menstral flow"?

speaker #2 : yeah I got ya dog.

by hurley g February 21, 2011

menstral queef

a pussy fart that happens during menstruation.

johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.

flatulator: why would you fuck your girlfriend when she's on her rag?

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

menstral pad

menstral pad is a safe place to hang out while your girlfried, wife or significant other is menstrating (acting homrmally unbalanced and dangerous)

Keith, if I don't want to get picked up for homicide, I need a menstral pad until Dorthy stops acting like a hormonal psychopath again. Can I crash at your place for a few days?

by TooSick4U April 21, 2007

Menstural Monster

The evil entity that comes to women once a month, resulting in said female becoming the biggest bitch of the best.

Ed: Dude, did you see how she blew me off?
Bill: Yea, she's got the menstural monster.

by Himawari Takami December 18, 2008

mensuration

That time of the month when you have to measure something.

Phylis had to go through a period of mensuration to pass her math class.

by Ignatz TC November 28, 2017

menstral moose

A girl who has orgasms that sound like a moose having its period

that hot girl from Wyoming sounded like a menstral moose in bed

I went to an orgy somewhere in Montana and all the chicks sounded like a menstral moose

by melanthex March 28, 2005