menstral quarters 

quarters spent on feminine hygene products in public restroom vending machines.

Hey man! I just saw that cheap bastard Jose trying to steal the menstral quarters from the vending machines in the womens bathroom.

menstral quarters by Mr. Pickles33 April 5, 2010

feel my menstral flow

a phase said in form or a question to find out if the person is listening to what you are saying

speaker #1:blah blah blah... you "feel my menstral flow"?

speaker #2 : yeah I got ya dog.

feel my menstral flow by hurley g February 21, 2011

menstral queef 

a pussy fart that happens during menstruation.

johnnyboy: i fucked my girlfriend last night and i heard a menstral queef.

flatulator: why would you fuck your girlfriend when she's on her rag?

menstral queef by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

menstral pad 

menstral pad is a safe place to hang out while your girlfried, wife or significant other is menstrating (acting homrmally unbalanced and dangerous)

Keith, if I don't want to get picked up for homicide, I need a menstral pad until Dorthy stops acting like a hormonal psychopath again. Can I crash at your place for a few days?

menstral pad by TooSick4U April 21, 2007

Menstural Monster 

The evil entity that comes to women once a month, resulting in said female becoming the biggest bitch of the best.

Ed: Dude, did you see how she blew me off?
Bill: Yea, she's got the menstural monster.

Menstural Monster by Himawari Takami December 18, 2008

mensuration 

That time of the month when you have to measure something.

Phylis had to go through a period of mensuration to pass her math class.

mensuration by Ignatz TC November 28, 2017

menstral moose 

A girl who has orgasms that sound like a moose having its period

that hot girl from Wyoming sounded like a menstral moose in bed

I went to an orgy somewhere in Montana and all the chicks sounded like a menstral moose

menstral moose by melanthex March 28, 2005