MENSTRALOGY

THE ATTEMPT TO CREATE AN ONTOLOGY THAT STUDIES THE PHYSICAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL, AND SPIRITUAL INFLUENCES THAT CAN DETERMINE HOW INDIVIDUALS WILL ACT IN SITUATIONS WHEN THEY ARE AWASH IN A CYCLE OF FLUCTUATING HORMONES.

HERE ARE SOME COMMON EXAMPLES OF MENSTRALOGY AND CONDITIONS YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE:
PSYCLONIC HEMA-RAGES, EMOTIONAL SPOTTING,HARMONIC TIDES; EASY COME, EASY FLOW,AND SAILOR'S DELIGHT, ETC.
"RED DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE TO MEAN STOP."

MENSTRALOGY by MALCOLM FEASANCE October 17, 2008

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Menstralcycle

A large two wheeled vehicle primarily used by women experiencing excessive blood loss, due to the common condition of the monthly mentural period... Generally used during episodes of pms, to drive all over your big dumb ass as many times as seems nessesary or until you get it.

This morning my girlfriend came down with pms, jumped on her menstralcycle, and rode all over my big dumb ass until I got that I forgot to take out the trash

Menstralcycle by TrippuonWords July 23, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

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