melanthex's definitions

Texas

The greatest state that kepps getting better. And for you stupid dumbasses that write crap about Texas on this site you better not come to Texas because the people here will kick your pansy-ass

You don not fuck with Texas!

by Melanthex March 28, 2005

Sex (in the butt) In The City

A show about aging sluts that many find entertaining. The storyline is about succesfull middle aged women who love to fuck everything with a cock. With every oppurtunity to settle down and have a family what do they do bang another guy. Somehow the sex on this show is different than regular sex because they do it in the city.

I am incredibly bored so Im going to turn on sex and the city and watch horny old women

by melanthex March 31, 2005

wasian

An individual who is so fascinated by the Japanese culture he thinks he is japanese when he is white. Walks around with Samurai "way of the warrior books" listens to japanese pop music in excess, and says we one world war II dishonerably. Most wasian have never actually met a japanese person are they probably would have been beaten up.

Melanthex: Hey, put down your "Samurai book" and turn get a life so I can kick your ass!

wasian: you must be racist you do not have warrior spirit

Melanthex: I dont have a problem with japanese people I just hate you

Melanthex:

by melanthex March 30, 2005

menstral moose

A girl who has orgasms that sound like a moose having its period

that hot girl from Wyoming sounded like a menstral moose in bed

I went to an orgy somewhere in Montana and all the chicks sounded like a menstral moose

by melanthex March 28, 2005

hip-hop

Cheap, music manufactured so that music corporations to meet the lower or middle class demographic or alot of spoiled rich, white teenagers. The only rap "song" worth a damn is (shake ya ass) watch yourself by Mystikal.

Why dont people know that rap is the next disco?

by Melanthex June 25, 2005

Dr James Dobson

A fundamentalist christain that believes in sheltering and abusing your kids. He believes that even if the parents were neglectful or uncaring that it is the kids fault. He is loved by many incompetent single moms {usually divorced} that put the blame on their kids while they were the ones that did a crappy job. See: nazi religious rightdickhead ignorance

Oh no I dont let my kids watch tv or be exposed the the world. See I used to ignore my kids when I had a stellar career so I didnt have time for them. So the fact that they are failures or disobedient is their fault.

by melanthex March 28, 2005

Red Hot Chili Peppers

The greatest band ever, and they have proved. The chili peppers have dropped three classic albums and kept being good through two decades. Better than any shitty bands you see today.

"a teenage bride with a baby inside gettin high on information"

"and if you want these kind of dreams its californication"

by Melanthex March 28, 2005