melanthex's definitions

menstral moose

A girl who has orgasms that sound like a moose having its period

that hot girl from Wyoming sounded like a menstral moose in bed

I went to an orgy somewhere in Montana and all the chicks sounded like a menstral moose

by melanthex March 28, 2005

hip-hop

Cheap, music manufactured so that music corporations to meet the lower or middle class demographic or alot of spoiled rich, white teenagers. The only rap "song" worth a damn is (shake ya ass) watch yourself by Mystikal.

Why dont people know that rap is the next disco?

by Melanthex June 25, 2005

713

the area code for Houston Tx

Yes I ate texmex and got heartburn in that 713

by melanthex March 28, 2005

Ronald McDonald

A child molester who loves fat kids to sit in his lap so he can get an erection and than he rapes them.

son, did that strange clown thouch you in your no-no spot?

by Melanthex March 28, 2005

green day

A band with a bunch of buttfucking fags that sing shitty songs that everyone likes. The cd "American idiot" is embarrasing and a piece of shit. People think they are cool because they are "rebellious","punk", or "democrat" when they are just a boy band bubble gum pop cocksuckers. It has spawned a whole group of kids that say they are democrat to be cool when they dont know anything about politics at all. Lets all face it Green day is just another MTV pop band which needs to rot in hell. The songs are nothing but annoying, repetitive and untalented, and actual dems dont listen to this shit. Everyone who has graduated middle shcool or has pubes should not listen to this band.

Green day fan: Did you by the new Green day cd it is so punk and cool, I hate bush

someone with balls: Green Day can suck my cock

Green day fan: You are so not cool Green day is da bomb XOXO I feel so rebellious!
someone with balls: You are such a dumb stupid fucking fag, you goofy little fingerpainters can jump of a fucking bridge

{puts american idiot in the microwave}

by melanthex March 31, 2005

Red Hot Chili Peppers

The greatest band ever, and they have proved. The chili peppers have dropped three classic albums and kept being good through two decades. Better than any shitty bands you see today.

"a teenage bride with a baby inside gettin high on information"

"and if you want these kind of dreams its californication"

by Melanthex March 28, 2005

flipping the bird

to hold up your middle finger to somedbody.

He flipped him the bird

by Melanthex March 28, 2005