melanthex's definitions

Santa Fe

One of the greatest cities on earth, believe it. The town is just unlike anywhere else in the country. The city is the capital of the great state of New Mexico, and you should go there now!

Santa Fe is unique because of the citizens. The town is made up of politicians, mexicans, artists, hippies, snowboarders, musicians, authors, artists, dog lovers, and native americans, and alot of other strange citizens. Different people are what make the city what it is.

Everyone that lives there has some strange subculture UFO's, tantric sex, eastern religions, new agers, and people who's dogs have auras. The 60's are still alive there hence it is not abnormal to ask What is your sign?

What makes the city even better is the best snowboarding in New Mexico just an hour away.

go there now

Why do you want to go to Denver? to see pollution?

by Melanthex June 25, 2005

713

the area code for Houston Tx

Yes I ate texmex and got heartburn in that 713

by melanthex March 28, 2005

spank that hoe

When that girl is naughty you need to spank that hoe

Then at that dudes house they went swimming, she started to take of her swimsuit. He couldnt resist so he had to spank that hoe

by melanthex March 30, 2005

Sex (in the butt) In The City

A show about aging sluts that many find entertaining. The storyline is about succesfull middle aged women who love to fuck everything with a cock. With every oppurtunity to settle down and have a family what do they do bang another guy. Somehow the sex on this show is different than regular sex because they do it in the city.

I am incredibly bored so Im going to turn on sex and the city and watch horny old women

by melanthex March 31, 2005

Texas

The greatest state that kepps getting better. And for you stupid dumbasses that write crap about Texas on this site you better not come to Texas because the people here will kick your pansy-ass

You don not fuck with Texas!

by Melanthex March 28, 2005

wasian

An individual who is so fascinated by the Japanese culture he thinks he is japanese when he is white. Walks around with Samurai "way of the warrior books" listens to japanese pop music in excess, and says we one world war II dishonerably. Most wasian have never actually met a japanese person are they probably would have been beaten up.

Melanthex: Hey, put down your "Samurai book" and turn get a life so I can kick your ass!

wasian: you must be racist you do not have warrior spirit

Melanthex: I dont have a problem with japanese people I just hate you

Melanthex:

by melanthex March 30, 2005

menstral moose

A girl who has orgasms that sound like a moose having its period

that hot girl from Wyoming sounded like a menstral moose in bed

I went to an orgy somewhere in Montana and all the chicks sounded like a menstral moose

by melanthex March 28, 2005