Manstruating
Geez, Jermaine, what's up with HB? He's been so pissy lately. He must be manstruating. Give him a manpon.
Manstruating by Pucas Leters April 15, 2008
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Menstrual mouth
A guy and a gal kiss after he performs oral sex on her during her period.
After they kiss, the gal says, " Go brush your teeth, your have menstrual mouth"
After they kiss, the gal says, " Go brush your teeth, your have menstrual mouth"
Menstrual mouth by olive man November 22, 2014
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menstrual high-five
Usually initiated by the guy, an act and symbol of relief that one's lady friend is menstruating and thus, not pregnant. For example, if your girlfriend is on an oral contraceptive and you decide to pull the goalie for the season, one may start to worry that the pill may not be 100% effective. In this instance, one is excited when that time of the month comes and upon hearing of Aunt Flow's visit, a menstrual high-five is warranted.
Guy: hey babe, this party blows. Wanna sneak into the laundry room and fuck on their dryer?
Girl: I can't. I got my period this morning...
Guy: Whew! Menstrual high-five!!!
*puts up arm with a Todd-from-Scrubs-like grin*
Girl: I can't. I got my period this morning...
Guy: Whew! Menstrual high-five!!!
*puts up arm with a Todd-from-Scrubs-like grin*
menstrual high-five by hardcore Rx June 1, 2011
manstruationing
manstruationing by Deecee February 25, 2015
MenstrualMan
A Superhero with an used tampon as a backpack. A Great Man who tries to heal bleeding-hate wherever he comes across it!!!
MenstrualMan by SirGreg February 19, 2017
Neverending menstruation syndrome
When a woman is always like having she's menstruation, getting easily upset, overacting and making big deal of random stupid things.
It's a softer kind of the raging bitch disorder with attention whore features.
It's a softer kind of the raging bitch disorder with attention whore features.
-Mary is acting weird and furious these days, she must be having a raging bitch disorder.
-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.
-No buddy, not only these days, she definitely has a Neverending menstruation syndrome.
Neverending menstruation syndrome by Rodkor July 10, 2012
menstrubation
When a woman masturbates while she's having her period. The word is coined from the words "masturbation" and "menstruation(i.e. when a woman has her period).
When the voyeur caught sight of the black-haired, pale-skinned goth chick lying naked and menstrubating on a towel on the floor, he immediately thought to himself, "That is one sick bitch!"
Mark H. Expanding the sexual slang vocabulary since February 2004.
Mark H. Expanding the sexual slang vocabulary since February 2004.
menstrubation by Mark H October 10, 2004
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