mengles

An olympic distance ejaculation.

He just shot a mengles clear over her head!

by Helmholtz April 15, 2008

menless shirts

The sexier alternative to shirtless men as it is just a fucking shirt.

Guy 1: What's hotter than shirtless men?

Guy 2: Menless shirts are obviously hotter.

by TheRodykell May 20, 2021

Meggles

Nickname for "Megan" or "Meagan".

"Hey Meggles, want to grab lunch later?"

by largeboat January 9, 2012

Googly mingles

1. The half-drunk stage you wake up with in the early morning after being hammered the night before; 2. When you wake up early in the morning after floating the guadalupe river still drunk and everything is funny.

1-wakes up"Yawn"

2-wakes up"Yawn"

1-"says something funny from the day before"

2-"hahahahaha"

1-"hahahahaha"

2-"hahahahaha"

1-"hahahahaha I got the "Googly Mingles"

by AKinder09 April 30, 2013

Meegles

a disease in which people refer to celebrities like they are on a first name basis and play a role in their life.

OMG I feel so bad for Jen the way Brad played her like that. Ang is such a tramp. I wanna give Jen a hug.

Damn girl you got a bad case of the meegles!

by notatallmeegles March 11, 2009

Mingless Gormonger

An Americanized version of the British words "gormless" and "minger". Used to refer to someone who is both ugly and a fool.

Guy 1: "Hey look at that guy. He's a real mingless gormonger."
Guy 2: "Yeah, what stinky idiot."

by Evic Varmori February 11, 2021

mangles

The term used to describe pictures on myspace taken at angles, shortened from myspace angles to 'mangles'.

omg...all her pictures are total mangles.

by eizoh July 28, 2008