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Mingles

People of the opposite or same sex that live together as a married couple but are actually single.
Following their divorces John and Mary vowed to never marry again and have been happily living together as mingles.
by MrCalico May 26, 2009
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Mingles

1.One who is constantly mingling, usually awkward and/or eccentric. The one person in the room people usually do not want to be there, but still keeps showing up at the most inopportune time.

2. A nickname for a person with the last name "Ingles", and a first name starting with "M"
1. *whispered frantic yell* Mingles! Fuck! It's Mingles!

2. That Mingles guy is such a mingles!
by Tobias Longshot November 16, 2010
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Mingles

Perving on little girls or even little boys.
Has no social life and looks out their window with binoculars for women with prams.
That Matt guy is such a mingles.
by IngramDiss August 14, 2009
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mingles

that guy ERICH who wants to join the airforce
mina-mingles, mina-mingles,mina- mina- mina-mingles
by WEEZEL June 25, 2003
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Mingles

A family bloodline of particular smell of fish at the sexual organ area usually around the vagina and breasts. They do not belive in showering more than once a week and dont belive in the social construct of bacteria because they are “too small to be real”
Grace mingles was so smelly today in maths
by Niggafish2 March 6, 2019
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Googly mingles

1. The half-drunk stage you wake up with in the early morning after being hammered the night before; 2. When you wake up early in the morning after floating the guadalupe river still drunk and everything is funny.
1-wakes up"Yawn"

2-wakes up"Yawn"

1-"says something funny from the day before"

2-"hahahahaha"

1-"hahahahaha"

2-"hahahahaha"

1-"hahahahaha I got the "Googly Mingles"
by AKinder09 April 30, 2013
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Manna for the mindless

Manna for the mindless is a disparaging description of television programmes that do no more than fill up air time. The programmes that are banal, trivial and boring and which, if they were a person, would be described as a WOFS. You know the sort of crap, pretty well all of daytime television, soap operas screened at any time, moronic game shows, chat shows featuring liggers or z-list celebrities, the list just goes on. It is the sort of programme which doesn’t require dumbing down as it is targeted at fuckwits or insomniacs who need something other than drugs to help them sleep.
Before twenty-four seven television was inflicted on a long-suffering human race, manna for the mindless was typified by film serials where the hero always overcame impossible odds to rescue the heroine from an impossible situation and the villain was always defeated. Either that or the Hollywood musical of the 1950s such as Carousel or South Pacific, total shite consisting of totally forgettable songs, stilted dialogue and a non-existent plot.
"Jane, would you like to come bird watching, there’s a good chance of a peregrine’s mating display"
"No, I've got to watch Loose Women!"
"Manna for the mindless!"
by AKACroatalin March 7, 2017
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