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meatball parade 

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.
1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."
meatball parade by not_an_alien December 9, 2015
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Tiny Meat Gang 

A group consisting of a racially ambiguous fortnite gamer, Noel Miller, and his elderly grandfather, Cody Ko, has a podcast where they try to convince the audience that they have small dicks even though everybody knows they are packin’ heat because they got penis fillers.
Person A: “Woah, did you see the last episode of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast?”

Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”
Tiny Meat Gang by igotatext February 16, 2019

Meat Pattie 

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."
Meat Pattie by manicbubble February 10, 2015
A fanatical male.
As in an opposite to a female extremist, it is a man with extreme views that women should have no rights or say in anything and are just meant for breeding and looking after him
Worker1: Did you hear that Kate finally got that promotion? She worked so hard for it.
Angry Worker2: What! F**king typical! She only got that because she's a women! Men need that job! They have families!
Worker1: Actually she has kids and -
Angry Worker2: This is sexist! These jobs are for hard working men not stupid woman! Women are meant to raise kids and look after men! So she can f**k off back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Worker3: What's his problem?
Worker1: ignore him, he's a manatical.
Manatical by DontHurryLads February 8, 2019

Meat Toboggan 

Gripping a mans entrails like the reins of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake. "Why?"
I took your girl on a ride in my meat toboggan.
Meat Toboggan by Djmym October 9, 2015

meat burn 

I got meat burn from that Westlake whore Amber!
meat burn by Pissed Schlong December 30, 2016