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melonjob 

The act of carving a melon into the shape of a 4' long erect penis and inserting it anally into your co-workers and or friends during a sleepover at your grandmothers house.
Get over here daddy and give me a melonjob
melonjob by MelonOfSherb January 23, 2017
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Melonoma 

The disease of having a gigantic head.
that sasquatch headed motherfucker has melonoma
Melonoma by wayne December 14, 2004

melondome 

one's head and skull area
cranium

melon
dude. my melondome hurts crazy bad ever since i headbutt that wall.
melondome by zaeuh January 5, 2008

moonbomb 

A moonbomb is essentially a photobomb in which the photobomber removes his pants and directs his bare bottom towards the camera. This results in a photobomber mooning the camera thus creating a moonbomb.
In the background of our picture, you can see Jack photobombing, but he couldn't just do it normally. Instead he had to moonbomb the camera with his hairy ass.
moonbomb by PhotobombExpert October 31, 2012

melonboi 

When someone loves fruit or is THAT much of an idiot, they are a melonboi
I absolutely love bananas, I must be a melonboi
Did you see that idiotic thing they did? They are complete melonbois
melonboi by Melonboi 101 April 26, 2019

memobomb 

(Verb) To forget something that was just said or told, especially when asked to recall it shortly after, often because you weren’t paying full attention.

Mostly use in simple past sentences.
In complex sentences:

A: "When the teacher asked me to repeat the instructions, I memobombed and couldn’t remember what she just said."
B: "She asked for the meeting time, but I memobombed and had to check my notes."
C: "He memobombed the directions right after hearing them and had to ask again."

Casual:
A: "I got memobombed"
B: "Wait, what! What was that? Oh.. I got memobombed"
memobomb by ppzh0 August 28, 2024