wayne's definitions

bib lettuce

A person who remains stationary during sexual intercourse

Wayne was a bib lettuce during sex with Sam

by Wayne September 1, 2008

u

Shortened form of "undo", the most important Autocad command.

Oops, I just made a mistake. That's okay, there's "U".
U U U U (repeat until finished)
Now that I've fixed that, I'd better qsave before I mess up again.

by Wayne September 9, 2006

Henward

Synonym for "hire-purchase"

if you don't have the cash, just slap it on Henward.

by Wayne July 19, 2006

Rendell

A person that only has a personality when they are wearing a hat, especially a beanie.

Ow, my beautiful face

by Wayne July 19, 2006

nigga dip

taking more than yr share

matt's been nigga dippin the nachos again, he always takes all the chips with cheese.

by wayne June 18, 2006

The Smiths

The Smiths were quite simply the best band ever, in just the short time they were with us they changed the music scene forever. No-one can even come close to comparing to Morrissey's lyrics. The guy is a genius!
Also his solo career is still brilliant, some people say that he has declined but his songs are still better than anyone else's.......end of!

Accept Yourself
I Want The One I Can't Have
Asleep
Jeane
I could list everyone of the Smiths songs but these will do

by Wayne June 18, 2006

Humiliation

1. When you get knifed in the ass in Counterstrike and die and your opponents take your $5000 AWP and your deagle and you feel like a retard and even the computer says "HUMILIATION."

2. When you go on a blind date across the Internet and then meet some girl online and decide to meet at a bar. When you go there you find out that its your mom.

3. When you date a transexual schmang and you find out she has a bigger wang then you.

See synonyms PWNED

1. Wayne HEADSHOT W/ KNIFE on Computer Nerd. HUMILIATION.

2. Nerd 1: Yo sup hot mama lets meet at McDonald's.
Nerd 1's Mom: Okay
After they meet...
Nerd 1: WTF MOM!!!
Wayne: AHAHAHA HUMILIATION!!

3. Guy w/ Inchworm: Sup let's go to my place?
Girl w/ Anaconda: Aight.
Guy w/ Inchworm: Holy fux dude your wang is so big u must have back spasms.
Peter Griffin: HUMILIATION

by Wayne January 1, 2006