melonboi

When someone loves fruit or is THAT much of an idiot, they are a melonboi

I absolutely love bananas, I must be a melonboi
Did you see that idiotic thing they did? They are complete melonbois

by Melonboi 101 April 26, 2019

melonbird

The tastiest food ever. An animal native to the US of A until the early 1860s when it was hunted to extinction.

Combination of 50% chicken and 50% watermelon.

Fie! A pox on those who would steal mine melonbird, forsooth it is quite tasty but she is mine own and soley mine own!

by Postification March 12, 2005

melonbomb

It is when a dump is of such a large proportion that it could flood china with shit

I just had a melonbomb. i think im going to cry

by Shanulio Noodlenan June 5, 2014