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Used for when looking at guidos.
A combinations of weird, mean, and rude.

*Don't stare at Guidos*
Sam: Ewww, look at those guidos. They have no style.
Emily: Don't stare. It's .....MEIRD.
meird by SamEmmerz March 15, 2008
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Used in Italy as an insult to God, when suffering a pain or when something doesn't go as planned
"Dio merda che male"
"Ma perchè la connessione non funziona ora dio merda"
dio merda by Chr1sto November 30, 2015
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She is a lovely sweet caring person,she has lots of friends she loves them like her own family.She loves shopping for clothes,her favourite event is her birthday obviously 💖 she would absolutely do anything for her friends and family. She is an amazing person and anyone would want to be friends with her. She is popular but she is nice.
Me:hey

Meida:hi you look stunning today
Me:have you seen yourself gorgeous
Meida by Jessica woodlock October 15, 2018
Dio merda is a particular Italian expression, used when a man's anger reaches an unbelievable level.
Ho bisogno di un aiuto, Dio merda!
Sara hai rotto il cazzo dio merda!
What are you talking about? Dio merda is the only word you can say?
Dio merda, dio merda, dio merda, Palissandro mi ha bocciato!
Daniele guardami negli occhi, dio merda, stai studiando? Tra una settimana hai l'esame porco dio.

The Mierdas Touch 

The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.

The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.

There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.
The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.
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1. merman's dick
2. dick of a merman
"suck my merdick bitch" - said the merman to the hoes by the pool
merdick by the grainmaker March 15, 2008

puta mierda 

Fucking shit in Spanish. Here "puta" doesn't mean bitch, it's just and adjective used for everything: puta locura (fucking madness), puto cabrón (fucking bastard), puto despertador (fucking alarm clock), puto perro (fucking dog)

""shit bitch" would be "puta DE mierda"
Puta mierda, I left a bag the marijuana in the kitchen table, now my parents will see it.
puta mierda by doromeu October 10, 2013
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