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1. Mestas: A person who is a Mestas is an all right person. All right meaning that they will be your best friend in the world until you piss them off then they will beat you into the floor.

2. Mestas: A loud mouth trainer who goes the incredible extra mile for his people and keeps us all out of trouble.

3. Mestas: Charismatic, charming and sexy with the deepest eyes and insight you could ever imagine.

4. Mestas: A man who has been to jail or in trouble with the law.

5. Mestas: Someone who has more than one child and casually aknowledges them on occasion.

6. Mestas: Someone who is doubted and then proves your assumptions wrong when they blow your mind.

7: Mestas: Someone who will never back down, ever not from anyone or anywhere.

8: Mestas: another term for drunk.

9: Mestas: a man with a dick that can satisfy any woman. Someone who has the motto "Get fixed and fuck em all"
"Shit man, I am not scared. I'm a Mestas."

"Man, don't you know I am a Mestas?"

"Damn, you know that ain't my baby, I'm a Mestas"

Mestas by Tranqui Bubba April 3, 2009
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Megatarian 

A obese vegetarian. One who has replaced meat in there diet with cookies, cake, ice cream and other junk food.

Self righteous and rude, condemns meat eaters. and is usually on assisted breathing machine.
Did you see the Megatarian eat all the cheese doodles?
Megatarian by Lord evil March 22, 2013

megustalation 

thank you all for coming and megustalations.
megustalation by Joe fourpack August 21, 2016

Megatank 

A unit in Advance Wars Duel Strike that utterly dominates the field. Its weaknesses are its low ammo capacity and short movement range. With Neotank and APC support, 2 or three Megatanks will quickly conquer the filthy Black Hole Army
WTF? That megatank just sank my cruiser!
Megatank by King of Yesterday July 9, 2006

Megitable 

The combination of a vegetable and a megan. Usually associated with Zanitables, Izzitables, and sometimes Elizathitables.
"OMG its a freaking Megitable"
Megitable by Megitable December 17, 2009

Megatarded 

A combination of 'mega' and 'retarded' to explain a really a bad situation that either makes you mad, or otherwise causes feelings of negativity.
Dood, your grandma died..that must be megatarded =-/.
Megatarded by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007
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