megadouche
i hate you because you're a megadouche
megadouche by levi parker September 5, 2007
Words you can keep
mufadouche
One who's acting like a super super super big douche for no particular reason. Think of it as there's kilodouche, megadouche, gigadouche, and then there's mufadouche.
mufadouche by mufadouche December 6, 2015
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MAGAdouche
1. A portmanteau of the acronym MAGA (Make America Great Again) and the word douche.
2. A person who consistently wears pro-Donald Trump attire everywhere. They can often be found trying to intimidate or ridicule people who disagree with them. They frequently cite alternative facts, use words such as libtard, and shout “Trump is YOUR President,” as an insult. Most of their information comes from Fox News or alt-right media outlets. They may also use their vehicle as a billboard in support of Trump.
2. A person who consistently wears pro-Donald Trump attire everywhere. They can often be found trying to intimidate or ridicule people who disagree with them. They frequently cite alternative facts, use words such as libtard, and shout “Trump is YOUR President,” as an insult. Most of their information comes from Fox News or alt-right media outlets. They may also use their vehicle as a billboard in support of Trump.
MAGAdouche by RedBullGuy March 9, 2019
mendoucheous
A word-intra-syllable-insertion (tmesis) of the word "douche" into the word "mendacious". Recently coined by blog commentators, especially on the far right.
mendoucheous by Anglave February 28, 2009
Megadeuce
1. A class of giant fighting robots in the Anime series Big O. Several robots can be seen throughout the series, the most popular ones being Big O, and it's archenemy, Big Duo.
2. A massive, steaming pile of shit.
2. A massive, steaming pile of shit.
MEGA DOUCHE
Mega douche is someone who has exceeded all expectations of the common douche. One who has reached such a level of douchiness that people would rather play in traffic than deal with that person.
Man, look at that crane operator he's such a mega douche why did they send him out here, he should go under a rock and die!
It takes 5 douches to make a douche nozzel and at least 5 douche nozzels to make a meeega douche! which has more douchiness than aleast 15 annoying people.
Mac: Hey I got a new transformer!
Sac: Oh yeah which one?
Mac: MEGA DOUCHE
It takes 5 douches to make a douche nozzel and at least 5 douche nozzels to make a meeega douche! which has more douchiness than aleast 15 annoying people.
Mac: Hey I got a new transformer!
Sac: Oh yeah which one?
Mac: MEGA DOUCHE
MEGA DOUCHE by your sister 69 me January 9, 2010
MEGALODOUCHE
A living phylum known to inhabit in the depths of the Mariana Trench, making it an extremophile, or one intense Asshole. This is the highest level beyond a regular Douche. This is beyond being a Douche Canoe, a Douche Oceanliner, or even the RMS Douche-A-Tanic.
If you thought Chet was a douchecanoe, wait until you meet his older brother Brad. He's a fucking Megalodouche.
MEGALODOUCHE by RoninDH July 6, 2023
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!