megadouche 

n. showing high capacity of doucheness

i hate you because you're a megadouche

megadouche by levi parker September 5, 2007

mufadouche

One who's acting like a super super super big douche for no particular reason. Think of it as there's kilodouche, megadouche, gigadouche, and then there's mufadouche.

Man he's being a total mufadouche right now.
Yoooo this mufadouche won't feed me on Agar

mufadouche by mufadouche December 6, 2015

MAGAdouche 

1. A portmanteau of the acronym MAGA (Make America Great Again) and the word douche.
2. A person who consistently wears pro-Donald Trump attire everywhere. They can often be found trying to intimidate or ridicule people who disagree with them. They frequently cite alternative facts, use words such as libtard, and shout “Trump is YOUR President,” as an insult. Most of their information comes from Fox News or alt-right media outlets. They may also use their vehicle as a billboard in support of Trump.

Look at that lifted truck with all the Trump stickers. What a MAGAdouche!

MAGAdouche by RedBullGuy March 9, 2019

mendoucheous 

A word-intra-syllable-insertion (tmesis) of the word "douche" into the word "mendacious". Recently coined by blog commentators, especially on the far right.

That Obamatard certainly is a mendoucheous asshat.

mendoucheous by Anglave February 28, 2009

Megadeuce 

1. A class of giant fighting robots in the Anime series Big O. Several robots can be seen throughout the series, the most popular ones being Big O, and it's archenemy, Big Duo.

2. A massive, steaming pile of shit.

1:
Oh my God! It's Megadeuce! He's coming to save the day!

2:
Man, I wouldn't go in there, I just dropped a MEGADEUCE, and it's peeling the paint off the walls as we speak.

Megadeuce by Krunk! December 9, 2003

MEGA DOUCHE 

Mega douche is someone who has exceeded all expectations of the common douche. One who has reached such a level of douchiness that people would rather play in traffic than deal with that person.

Man, look at that crane operator he's such a mega douche why did they send him out here, he should go under a rock and die!

It takes 5 douches to make a douche nozzel and at least 5 douche nozzels to make a meeega douche! which has more douchiness than aleast 15 annoying people.

Mac: Hey I got a new transformer!
Sac: Oh yeah which one?
Mac: MEGA DOUCHE

MEGA DOUCHE by your sister 69 me January 9, 2010

MEGALODOUCHE

A living phylum known to inhabit in the depths of the Mariana Trench, making it an extremophile, or one intense Asshole. This is the highest level beyond a regular Douche. This is beyond being a Douche Canoe, a Douche Oceanliner, or even the RMS Douche-A-Tanic.

If you thought Chet was a douchecanoe, wait until you meet his older brother Brad. He's a fucking Megalodouche.

MEGALODOUCHE by RoninDH July 6, 2023