The most strange yet entertaining spam in the world. Was very popular around 2008.

Here are a few of the subject lines:
-Beat her womb with your giant.
-Make your trouser python huge and rock hard!
-Get ready to hear her happy moaning as you thrust your new big dic'k into her wet box!
-The shortest way to a woman's heart is a longest dic'k!
-Sail down the love canal more confidently.
-Cutest girls will go horny and wild when you pull out your new big python.
-no need to feel shy when you slap her in the face with ya dick
-make ya dick big and she will spread wide everytime
-My friends ask what my secret is and I say it's in my pants!
-keep the kitty kat happy and make ya cock massive
-Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!

-Turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong in 2008!

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Megadik by spamerhater July 27, 2010

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Mega Dick

When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.

His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.

Mega Dick by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017

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Mega dick

If calling someone a dick just doesn't seem good enough then try Mega dick. It adds that extra kick and drives it home.

That Bobby A at work is quite the Mega dick. I wish he'd just keel over and die.

Mega dick by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006

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mega dick sam

Mega Dick Sam is the largest and best dick in the world. Imagine the best dick ever, Mega Dick Sam is 3x as good as that. He can provide immeasurable pleasure. He usually prefers men, but will not turn down the occasional woman. Everyone wants to claim Mega Dick Sam as their own, however, it is nearly impossible to do so because of the high demand. MDS never uses condone and fucks like a beast who cannot be tamed.

Bro I finally got with Mega Dick Sam!
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard

mega dick sam by cumcannister July 26, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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