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GAVINS MEGA PENIS 

If your name is Gavin and Your Penis exceeds 14 inches you could consider yourself a True God in the Sheets.
" Hey bro! Did you hear that girl getting piped by Gavins Mega Penis "

" I wish my Chode was as big as Gavins Mega Penis "
GAVINS MEGA PENIS by Gavin ctw June 23, 2021

Mega pebis monkey 

A monkey that only prefers to consume elongated pebus.
Dont let that Mega pebis monkey see drakes leak. He might just hunt him down.
The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.
Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.
megapenis by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

Metapenis 

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it
Atticus, show us your metapenis!
Metapenis by squidgit October 4, 2010
Dick that is so good it puts you to sleep.

Melatonin replacement
Hey babe, I’m tired can you pass me a melatonin gummy?

We are out. I’ll give you some melapenis and you will sleep just as good.

Okay.
Melapenis by Kakdnvnsoaod February 2, 2022

Megaplenis Blast 

BOOOOOOOOM!
Andrew: Says something stupid
Me: MEGAPLENIS BLAST LOL
Megaplenis Blast by Pemherz June 26, 2024