mega penis

A person who loves to play within they’re dick all the time and wont stop for a second

Man your such a mega penis your jacking it right now

by Hentiatits February 23, 2018

GAVINS MEGA PENIS

If your name is Gavin and Your Penis exceeds 14 inches you could consider yourself a True God in the Sheets.

" Hey bro! Did you hear that girl getting piped by Gavins Mega Penis "

" I wish my Chode was as big as Gavins Mega Penis "

by Gavin ctw June 23, 2021

Mega pebis monkey

A monkey that only prefers to consume elongated pebus.

Dont let that Mega pebis monkey see drakes leak. He might just hunt him down.

by Pebus god May 11, 2024

megapenis

The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.

Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.

by Tom691738 June 14, 2018

Metapenis

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it

Atticus, show us your metapenis!

by squidgit October 4, 2010

Melapenis

Dick that is so good it puts you to sleep.

Melatonin replacement

Hey babe, I’m tired can you pass me a melatonin gummy?

We are out. I’ll give you some melapenis and you will sleep just as good.

Okay.

by Kakdnvnsoaod February 2, 2022

Megaplenis Blast

BOOOOOOOOM!

Andrew: Says something stupid
Me: MEGAPLENIS BLAST LOL

by Pemherz June 26, 2024