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When one human consumes methamphetamine and starts flailing. Or acting like an asshole. Usually done out of public site.
Hey kids quit meffing around.

Sarah told me ,Dustin just won't stop meffing with everyone.

Sarah told Kyle about Dustin meffing with people. Dustin told everyone a different state when asked where he was moving. Jackson said he wasnt meffing with him anymore though.
Meffing by Rochester2018washell666 February 4, 2019
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free muffing 

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.
Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.
free muffing by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008
a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather in Fucking Trans Women #0 muffing is the sexual act of penetrating one or both of the inguinal canals.
I LOVED muffing her last night
muffing by censation December 15, 2010

muffingasm 

The orgasm of the mouth when coming in contact with Entenmann's Mini Muffins.
Andre: Dude, these Mini Muffins are so good...
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!
muffingasm by Andre & Mark September 29, 2005
When you get up in the morning and your eyes are crusted shut and you know you should not go on your phone but you do it anyway.
Dude, why are you muffing at 6:00 clock in the morning.
Muffing by One off handle June 9, 2020

finger muffing

giving your friend a sneak attack with your index and middle finger up his bum hole
luke likes when it is finger muffing time

Jake: ah shit he just fingermuffed my asshole

Luke: Oh ya i did smell my fingers
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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