meezi 

A person with a small dick/ headass/ an idiot

"You a meezi" or "You a meezi ass nigga"

meezi by acchan July 6, 2017

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014

Meexia 

An absolutely stunning women inside and out who carries herself with poise and grace. Perpetually surprising people with her talents and insights. Thoughtful, playful and creatively tantalizing for body and mind. The face of an angel with penchant for the dark and mysterious. The type of girl with which there is never a dull moment and time seems irrelevant. End of the day she is an Ultra Rare shiny gem in the rough. If you are lucky enough to see one in the wild seize the opportunity to start a conversation. No matter how ridiculous the ice breaker, ya never she might be weird enough to like it.

Had a date with a girl last night. She was a Meexia and I think Me see a future with her.

I didn’t know what to say so I asked if she like The Strokes

Meexia by JayKhann March 30, 2021

Meeri 

A kind hearted individual, who is attractive and charming. They prefer someone who accepts their weirdness and can keep up with them. They are spontaneous and dislike routine. Enjoy long talks and not being confined to one place. Adventure is their name

Exploring the world with Meeri shall be unforgettable.

Meeri by Chrismnyc July 16, 2017

Idol Meeting 

Used in japanese idols and vtuber communities as an euphemism for peeing

please wash your hands after going to an idol meeting

Idol Meeting by DKN2038 March 11, 2021

dick meeting 

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

dick meeting by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009