meetzer 

A explosive kind of guy, that gets involved in everything, trying desperately to get some attention, from anybody, and anywhere.He's a poor bastard, usually very bored...

guy1: Man, u see that guy?!Is he ok in the head?!"

guy2: No man, relax, he's just a meetzer.

guy1:Oh, poor guy....

meetzer by Gogstein December 12, 2008

meetzer 

A explosive kind of guy, that gets involved in everything, trying desperately to get some attention, from anybody, and anywhere.He's a poor bastard, usually very bored...

guy1: Man, u see that guy?!Is he ok in the head?!"

guy2: No man, relax, he's just a meetzer.

guy1:Oh, poor guy....

meetzer by Gogstein December 9, 2008

mentzered

When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)

My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street

mentzered by J-MAN April 19, 2012

Mentzered

Something being repaired by a person whos knowledge of the matter only stems from youtube

He really fucking mentzered your laptop

Mentzered by timsfatporkerwife January 9, 2012

Meezer

A siamese cat. Taken from the last part of the word "Siamese."

Siamese - Mese - Meeze - Meezer

"Aww, that meezer is so cute!"

Meezer by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004

Meezer

A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".

My neighbor's meezer woke me up yelling at three a.m.!

Meezer by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 7, 2012

Dirty Meltzer 

A dirty meltzer is the poop lipstick that ocurrs while getting a blow job during a chili dog. See chili dog.

While having a chili dog, the man gave the woman a dirty meltzer.

Dirty Meltzer by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005