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A explosive kind of guy, that gets involved in everything, trying desperately to get some attention, from anybody, and anywhere.He's a poor bastard, usually very bored...
guy1: Man, u see that guy?!Is he ok in the head?!"

guy2: No man, relax, he's just a meetzer.

guy1:Oh, poor guy....
meetzer by Gogstein December 9, 2008
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When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)
My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street
mentzered by J-MAN April 19, 2012
Something being repaired by a person whos knowledge of the matter only stems from youtube
He really fucking mentzered your laptop
Mentzered by timsfatporkerwife January 9, 2012
A siamese cat. Taken from the last part of the word "Siamese."

Siamese - Mese - Meeze - Meezer
"Aww, that meezer is so cute!"
Meezer by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004
A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".
My neighbor's meezer woke me up yelling at three a.m.!
Meezer by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 7, 2012

Dirty Meltzer 

A dirty meltzer is the poop lipstick that ocurrs while getting a blow job during a chili dog. See chili dog.
While having a chili dog, the man gave the woman a dirty meltzer.
Dirty Meltzer by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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