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A explosive kind of guy, that gets involved in everything, trying desperately to get some attention, from anybody, and anywhere.He's a poor bastard, usually very bored...

guy1: Man, u see that guy?!Is he ok in the head?!"

guy2: No man, relax, he's just a meetzer.

guy1:Oh, poor guy....

meetzer by Gogstein December 12, 2008

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meetzer

A explosive kind of guy, that gets involved in everything, trying desperately to get some attention, from anybody, and anywhere.He's a poor bastard, usually very bored...

guy1: Man, u see that guy?!Is he ok in the head?!"

guy2: No man, relax, he's just a meetzer.

guy1:Oh, poor guy....

meetzer by Gogstein December 9, 2008

Related Words

meetzer • Meezer • meeter • Mentzered • meetergreeter • meether • meltzer • Meltzer Melt • Mentzer • Metzer

mentzered

When a sales guy or repair guy feed you a line of shit when they can not produce the results they boasted about. (ie. Repair guy saying he has knowledge of fixing things but little do you know it's from watching youtube videos!!!)

My iphone just got MENTZERED repair guy said it'd be an easy fix and only cost $40 bucks, now it doesn't even work and out $40 dollars.

My xbox 360 is MENTZERED up now from that place on state street

mentzered by J-MAN April 19, 2012

Mentzered

Something being repaired by a person whos knowledge of the matter only stems from youtube

He really fucking mentzered your laptop

Mentzered by timsfatporkerwife January 9, 2012

Meezer

A siamese cat. Taken from the last part of the word "Siamese."

Siamese - Mese - Meeze - Meezer

"Aww, that meezer is so cute!"

Meezer by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004

Meezer

A very noisy cat. May or may not be Siamese. Fond of "talking" and usually pretty clingy. From "Siamese".

My neighbor's meezer woke me up yelling at three a.m.!

Meezer by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 7, 2012

Dirty Meltzer

A dirty meltzer is the poop lipstick that ocurrs while getting a blow job during a chili dog. See chili dog.

While having a chili dog, the man gave the woman a dirty meltzer.

Dirty Meltzer by hugh jorgan April 4, 2005

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026