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blue-vein meatroll
Sex organ located on the male's body used to transfer semen or man gravy to the vagina or a hoe bag's face!
Man, when that hoe saw the size of my blue-vein meatroll, I had to put beach towels on the floor to sop up her leakage!
blue-vein meatroll by T-Bizzle from Da Buckeye City June 19, 2008
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blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear
blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear by macmatty January 15, 2006
metatroll
A metatroll is an internet troll who trolls by deliberately provoking or 'feeding' other internet trolls, attempting to make them believe that people are reacting seriously to the original troll attempt, or attempting to provoke other people into believing the metatroll has fallen for the original troll when in fact the metatroll has not done so.
Troll on Yahoo! Answers: 'OMG I just sat on the baby I was babysiting and broke its neck how do I dispose of the body Casey Anthony style!!1?1'
Metatroll: 'Ur an awful humna beingg and I have reported this to the policce, the CIA, and the UN!'
Original troll: 'NOO but it was totes non-deliberate!!'
And so on.
Metatroll: 'Ur an awful humna beingg and I have reported this to the policce, the CIA, and the UN!'
Original troll: 'NOO but it was totes non-deliberate!!'
And so on.
metatroll by Valaraukarsbane September 4, 2011
Meat roll
metatroll
Person 1 (troll)- Man, I hate prank sites so much. That last one I saw was gross. They're just so stupid. They take no thought or consideration to make; everyone who likes them is an idiot.
Person 2(metatroll)- Hey, you should try going to this site called pen island. It's got a lot of people who think the same way as you.
Person 3- Dude, you're trolling a troll right now. You're totally metatrolling.
Person 2(metatroll)- Hey, you should try going to this site called pen island. It's got a lot of people who think the same way as you.
Person 3- Dude, you're trolling a troll right now. You're totally metatrolling.
metatroll by Metatroller June 29, 2011
metrollectual
portmanteau of metro and intellectual.
one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.
a hipster sub-type.
one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.
a hipster sub-type.
see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an MIT shirt, looking at porn on his laptop?
yeah?
i'm going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.
yeah?
i'm going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.
metrollectual by fourohtre December 13, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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