meatrient

Meatrients are the supposed nutrients in meat (and dairyitimens for dairy) which are supposedly lacking in vegan diets.

While it is known that B12 is not found in plant based food products, blood tests typically show that stores in the body last up to four years in the absence of any new dietary intake.

The common fear of eaters of animal products with respect to a vegan diet is that it will leave them nutrient deficient, due to the supposed lack of nutrients from a vegan diet.

You can't just eat plants, you're going to be deficient in ... I don't know, 'stuff!', stuff that's in meat, and dairy. Meatrients.

meatrient by Biz_Xformationer May 23, 2021

meatmiester 

One who know's how to make music by using there twig and berries. One must use gentle squeezing while gently tugging on your 2nd brain.

When your taking a shit, and trying to force it out, and u fart out of your dick-hole. Very Painfull

meatmiester by Cock Johnson III April 1, 2005

Meatment 

Meatment actually has nothing to do with any coital process or sexual organs; it actually has to do with meat!

Meatment: (MEET-mehnt) Improper noun.

1. To take someone out to a restaurant and treated to a nice meat dinner. This restaurant is usually located in the trendy district of any metropolitan area.

Not to be confused with MeetMint, a common after coffee mint which was branded with two M's. Seen as an affront to the M&M brand of chocolate confectionery, the startup company MeetMints was quickly dissolved after three years of public inquiry and legal probing.

Etymology:
Traced back to the words meat and treatment, (both the non-urban definitions). Indeed, Meatment is not the combination of meat and treatment, though a combination of that sort would be profound!

Dave: (Irritated) That lady over there does not look like she is having a good time with that square boyfriend she's with.

Alex: (Informing) She should get special meatment.

Dave: (Magnanimous) What on Earth am I hearing! Alex, you said you were in rehab for your abusive sexual tendencies.

Alex: (Reassuring) No, a meatment is where you are treated to a nice meat dinner at a quaint restaurant near the trendy district somewhere downtown. Jazz is often played.

Dave: (Incredulous) She deserves meatment!

Meatment by DAN393 July 2, 2010

Meatring 

A ring of muscle surrounding the opening of the body that lies in the anal area.

A butthole.

Example:
Kraig: "Hey Sharon, can you pass me the salt"
Sharon: "Oh yeah, sure not a problem. But I'll have to warn you I've been itching my meatring for hours and it might be a little gross."
Kraig: "Hahaha. Oh Sharon, we've known eachother for years. You might be a discusting person, but your a strait shooter and I've gotta respect you for that."
Sharon:"We've been friends for years and you know kraig that really means a lot."

Meatring by Stilts McGuilts February 27, 2011

meatfriend 

Noun. A person who is considered a friend, who also exists in the real world, i.e. made of meat, as opposed to being made of bits.

Yeah, Mike's my good friend. We met on the internet, but then when I met him in person, he became my meatfriend.

meatfriend by Tanis Nikana October 23, 2008

meatricity 

Meatricity is the electricity generated by the muscle power of humans or other animals

Hand Crank Flashlight aka Meatricity Flashlight

meatricity by DhsWebs February 27, 2009

Meatxiety

1. Anxiety triggered by touching meat.
2. An aversion to touching meat.

Tiffany, Season 21 of Worst Cooks in America was the first to define Meatxiety on live television.

I have meatxiety

Meatxiety by SolarLyss April 18, 2021