meatfriend 

Noun. A person who is considered a friend, who also exists in the real world, i.e. made of meat, as opposed to being made of bits.

Yeah, Mike's my good friend. We met on the internet, but then when I met him in person, he became my meatfriend.

meatfriend by Tanis Nikana October 23, 2008

Manfriend 

A male significant other that possesses a higher level of maturity than the typical "boyfriend". It is usually a term used by women that have very high standards in a relationship and do not have the patience to tolerate immature bullshit.

"Is Julie still dating whats-his-face?"
"Nah dude, she upgraded to a Manfriend."

"Wow that is one classy fellow....definitely Manfriend material."

Manfriend by jkulaga February 9, 2010

ukrainian meatgrind 

The act of filling a female's anus with wet dog food, then penetrating the woman's vagina with a penis, in order to give the illusion that the penis is getting ran through a meat grinder as the dog food slowly escapes the anal cavity.

Go find the dogfood because i'm about to ukrainian meatgrind those cavaties.

ukrainian meatgrind by mickey mike va January 2, 2012

meat friend

A friend who you see in in the flesh in real life as opposed to facebook, twitter, myspace and MMORPG friends who you only know in the virtual world.

I finally made my World of WarCraft buddy Bruce my meat friend when we met up for Thai food last Saturday.

meat friend by squidranch May 2, 2010

Pseudo Manfriend 

Someone a girl continuously has sex with, but you do not consider yourselves in any sort of relationship. "Friends with benefits," possibly minus the "friends" part. No strings attached, a purely sexual relationship. Pseudo meaning not real, manfriend because girls like men, not boys.

I'm so drunk, I'm going to call my pseudo manfriend tonight to see if he wants to hang out.

I haven't gotten laid in forever, I miss my pseudo manfriend, the sex was so good.

Pseudo Manfriend by Bulie Jern March 10, 2013

Meatgrinder

A woman or man with an abnormally large rear end, "booty," or buttocks that protrudes outwards in a grand fashion to permit the penetration of the corresponding meatcleaver.

"I am so jealous of that meatgrinder near the dumpster smoking a joint over there, wish I got a big booty like hers to get me some guys."
"Mmm honey you are lucky you got me to bounce on top of that meatcleaver because it's hard to come by a meatgrinder that can get up in that like me."
(A couple in heat) "Oh baby harder, my meatgrinder can take it!"
"When I was an old saggy woman, it was apparent that my meatgrinder was tired and overused due to its droopy, flat, and dull appearance. No one wanted to fuck me until I got the revolutionary Fat-Filler for meatgrinders from Playdough, thanks Playdough!"
"There I was, lamp in hand, shoving it up my rectum. The stanky ass bitch next to me couldn't believe I could fit it up there, but I said 'Hey I'm a meatgrinder, anythings possible!' and she stood there in shock."

Meatgrinder by mdds1002 January 22, 2014

manfriendly 

When one man shows emotion or kindness towards another man in a non-gay manor.

Speaker 1 - I really miss seeing you man.
Speaker 2 - That was a really manfriendly thing to say.

manfriendly by Adam Sharky March 8, 2009