Meatring

A ring of muscle surrounding the opening of the body that lies in the anal area.

A butthole.

Example:
Kraig: "Hey Sharon, can you pass me the salt"
Sharon: "Oh yeah, sure not a problem. But I'll have to warn you I've been itching my meatring for hours and it might be a little gross."
Kraig: "Hahaha. Oh Sharon, we've known eachother for years. You might be a discusting person, but your a strait shooter and I've gotta respect you for that."
Sharon:"We've been friends for years and you know kraig that really means a lot."

Meatring by Stilts McGuilts February 27, 2011

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meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

meating by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

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Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.

"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"

Donut Meating Contest by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006