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A very complex tool used to scare away the creepy creatures of the dark. You push down on a beautiful black circle to activate your weapon. Once you press the button, a light will come on, scaring all the creepy creatures away!
My brother was lurking in my room. I got scared, so I turned on my flashlight to scare him away.
by OofBanana October 29, 2018
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."
by Daniel Munro May 06, 2005
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When You bang your penis on a girl's ass because you can't get it to work.
My Cousin once seen his grandma and grandpa doin' it doggie style but grandpa was pullin' a flashlight on grandma's ass because he has ED.
by Andrew Malfe August 06, 2007
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A slang term for "breasts", derived from the act of flashing, often practiced by women.
Katie: Your flashlights are underdeveloped.
Shelley: Gee, Thanks.
by Shalleigh February 02, 2010
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A useful household device turned into a weapon police beat you down with.
The police smashed Martin Luther King Jr’s skull with my mom’s flashlight.
by dempire August 18, 2006
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A large object used for many things, but mainly for locating objects in the dark of for just swinging around.
Don't swing that flashlight around because you might hurt somebody
by dadathemagic March 23, 2004
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