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It is to be said after sending a picture you find hot, it means "fuck me next"
Guy 1: *sends shirtless pic*
Guy 2: ME NEXT!!!!
me next by lovecerisemotion September 27, 2022
Words you can keep

@me next time 

When someone is talking shit and don't tag you in what they are saying.
Girl 1: That bitch was talking about me.
Girl 2: @me next time hoe.
@me next time by Lyss082901 November 17, 2015

tell me next week!

This phrase is used to interrupt somone when they are speaking because you just don't feel like listening to them talk.
"Oh man, I had such a terrible night! I went home because I left the minestrone soup on the stove and..."

- "tell me next week!!"
tell me next week! by mgfrjw November 4, 2009

Fucked me into next week 

When a girl gets fucked by someone and it turns out 'Surprise' the guy really knows how to fuck!, like for real! Shouldn't they be licensed or registered or something? Like being pounded in Doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn't do, or that often.

Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.

I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.

Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.
"God, Tom last night fucked me into next week?"

"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"

let me stand next to your fire

The phrase is taken from the Jimi Hendrixx song 'Let me stand next to your fire.' In this case, 'fire' refers to a joint or a blunt, and by saying 'let me stand next to your fire', you are asking to get a hit of what they are smoking.
(To a person smoking a blunt, or joint.)
"Hey Joe, let me stand next to your fire."

Let me stand next to your fire! 

When you hear this, it means someone is requesting to put their face next to your butt-hole.
Whenever Jimi Hendrix used the phrase on stage, the bassist would launch a scorching fart in his face. He claimed it helped him "think outside the box."
At the wedding reception, when Mandy asked John to "let me stand next to your fire!" she didn't realize he had been holding in gas since the toast. He unleashed a furious wind upon her, lashing her hair back, and singeing off her eyebrows and nose hair. She pretended to be offended, but the clarity of mind was all that she had hoped for, and more.

<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>They Want To Do Sometinhg Malicious ANd I, Angel Jose RObles Will Not Let That Happen In Front Me ANd next time I Notice someone trying To Possess Me, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Kill THE Individual<.7.9.7.6.>
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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