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it's used to mean something done by only you.
it can also mean some private activity you do to someone like sex ,
about the word me j, it directly comes from me job but me j makes it sound sexy!
she was my friend for so long and it's about time i do the me j.
me j by Gstary Konvie July 23, 2019
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“ I walked in on my roommate with his back on the ground his legs in the air trying to give himself a Me J” Or “ Did you hear that rumor about Marilyn Manson having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick? It takes commitment to achieve the Me J”
Me J by PsychioticRN August 13, 2022
A me-J is a self performed blow job.
After the big game, all I wanted to do was have dinner, give myself a Me-J and hit the sack.
Me-J by SkinsFan21 January 7, 2010
It is auto fellatio. A BJ on myself. A Me-J. Pronounced Meejay.
Tom is flexible, infact he's Me-J expert.
Me-J by Samguy March 11, 2025
j'me by jbweir November 23, 2021

me when the j is sus😳 

A phrase one says when something happens and they can relate to it when the j is sus.
Person #1: Dude, that guy just blew up the Taco Bell toilet!
Person #2: Bro, this is literally me when the j is sus😳.

j’hah’me’s

A funny way to say the name, James also known as Dad and Father.
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