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A me-J is a self performed blow job.
After the big game, all I wanted to do was have dinner, give myself a Me-J and hit the sack.
Me-J by SkinsFan21 January 7, 2010
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j’hah’me’s

A funny way to say the name, James also known as Dad and Father.
“J’hah’me’s why would you say that!?”
it's used to mean something done by only you.
it can also mean some private activity you do to someone like sex ,
about the word me j, it directly comes from me job but me j makes it sound sexy!
she was my friend for so long and it's about time i do the me j.
me j by Gstary Konvie July 23, 2019
“ I walked in on my roommate with his back on the ground his legs in the air trying to give himself a Me J” Or “ Did you hear that rumor about Marilyn Manson having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick? It takes commitment to achieve the Me J”
Me J by PsychioticRN August 13, 2022
It is auto fellatio. A BJ on myself. A Me-J. Pronounced Meejay.
Tom is flexible, infact he's Me-J expert.
Me-J by Samguy March 11, 2025

me when the j is sus😳 

A phrase one says when something happens and they can relate to it when the j is sus.
Person #1: Dude, that guy just blew up the Taco Bell toilet!
Person #2: Bro, this is literally me when the j is sus😳.