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Toss me an egg

So hot out you could fry egg on sidewalk? Let's try TOSS me an egg
It's sooo hot: toss me an egg!

egg me daddy 

When someone wishes to have sperm ejaculated onto them.
Dude, Carol just texted me "egg me daddy".
egg me daddy by Randomnuss November 15, 2016

EGG ME DADDY 0w0

when someone wishes to be gifted an egg.
CARL-EGG ME DADDY 0W0
jACK-WTF ARE YOU OK?
CARL-NO, I NEED A FUCKING EGG NOW
EGG ME DADDY 0w0 by imnotgayatall December 7, 2018

Gives me eggs 

Verb
-to make one sexually aroused, especially a male
“Dude, that smoke show Tammy totally gives me eggs. I’m so bricked up right now!”
Gives me eggs by VeroStronzo April 7, 2021

cook me some eggs 

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.

Egging me on 

When someone leads you on and plays with you, as if it’s some kind of joke.
Lisa was Egging me on when I spent so much time and effort trying to get her in bed.

I was so sure she wanted to fuck but then in the end she didn’t want to. What a shitty move...
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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