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“ I walked in on my roommate with his back on the ground his legs in the air trying to give himself a Me J” Or “ Did you hear that rumor about Marilyn Manson having a rib removed so he could suck his own dick? It takes commitment to achieve the Me J”
Me J by PsychioticRN August 13, 2022
A me-J is a self performed blow job.
After the big game, all I wanted to do was have dinner, give myself a Me-J and hit the sack.
Me-J by SkinsFan21 January 7, 2010
It is auto fellatio. A BJ on myself. A Me-J. Pronounced Meejay.
Tom is flexible, infact he's Me-J expert.
Me-J by Samguy March 11, 2025

me when the j is sus😳 

A phrase one says when something happens and they can relate to it when the j is sus.
Person #1: Dude, that guy just blew up the Taco Bell toilet!
Person #2: Bro, this is literally me when the j is sus😳.

j’hah’me’s

A funny way to say the name, James also known as Dad and Father.
“J’hah’me’s why would you say that!?”