mdium 

My dick in ur mouth

That’s what it stands for

Person1: stfu emd

Person2: bitch u have Mdium

mdium by zxz.kaimi February 11, 2024

Medium boy 

When your dog is in between a “good boy” and a “bad boy” and is therefore a “medium boy”.

(Dog eats food fast and then burps) “You’re a medium boy.”

Medium boy by Rocco_roni January 11, 2019

Medium is Premium 

A mantra that is mainly used in the anime/weeb community to voice their preference in a certain breast size. This phrase is in the middle ground of both mantras, "flat is justice" and "oppai is truth." The phrase is for people who don't like massive anime boobs but also don't like flat lolis and instead like average or normal sized breasts.

Shota: Oppai is Truth!
Pedo: Flat is justice!
Normal Person: Medium is Premium!

Medium is Premium by Snvw September 21, 2020

Medium Waffle 

A saying originated by the popular rapper and meme page SavageRealm. A saying very difficult to understand, only for the highly intelligent.

John: "Hey how was your day?"
Bichael: "Medium Waffle"
John: "What the fuck"

Medium Waffle by Bichael420 December 19, 2017

medium bus 

When your not quite right you have to ride the medium bus,

Suzie is on the honor roll and never does anything wrong she rides the regular bus.johnny shits his pants, drools and is in a straight jacket,he rides the short bus.And Timmy thinks hes a dinosaur and sharts his pants alot and somtimes eats his boogers, he rides the medium bus

medium bus by tdogsdad June 15, 2011

At a Medium Pace 

A fucked up, but very funny song by Adam Sandler from his 1993 album They're All Gonna Laugh at You!.

Lyrics:

Put your arms around me baby
Can't you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I'm about to begin
Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin'
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin' you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you

Now spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.

At a Medium Pace by ShakeSicle March 7, 2009

Rare Medium 

To be funky, white and loaded with soul power. See also hotlicks, jive honky, or midwest boogaloo

man those guys were smokin, I'd even go so far asto say they were Rare Medium.

Rare Medium by Funky Whitebouy December 17, 2003