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mcswaglin 

someone who is a mcswaglin is a straight up baller, a perfect human specimen. truly awe-inspiring in every way. some might even compare a mcswaglin to the living reincarnation of Jesus. a mcswaglin is someone incomprehensibly magnificent as they are composed solely of fire rhymes,swag, and cash money. mcswaglins typically go by the street name "emily" and are considered an extremely rare human subspecies by the scientific community. anyone lucky enough to come across a mcswaglin is truly blessed and will most likely be considered prestigious amognst their lowly peers, for encountering such a godly human being.
*someone really cool walks by*
person 1- "woah.. who is that? how are they so.. fly and majestic?"
person 2- "that's a mcswaglin"
mcswaglin by swaggyfatjinxy October 25, 2018
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Trent McSwain 

a type of person who will never get married
I had 5 dollars that he would get married, then I realized he was trent mcswain.
Trent McSwain by nobody27330 October 4, 2018

Patty Mcswainous 

The act of preforming anal sex with another man. After he dumps his load in the condom you yank it off and slurp the semen out of the condom as if you were eating a freezie.
Old patty was getting his turd cutter pounded, once he heard his partner shoot his load he spun around and gave him a patty Mcswainous
Patty Mcswainous by Kramsuit August 31, 2013

Yolo McSwaggin 

a person he/she who wears snapbacks, acts like a douchebag, loves to take selfies to brag to other people about what they are doing with their lives, takes selfies with duckface, takes selfies shirtless to show off their muscles. douchebags who loves to brag about their lives and act like they are the hottest or best around.
my instagram feed is full of girls taking selfies doing the duck faces, or guys shirtless. these people are such Yolo McSwaggins.
Yolo McSwaggin by Maverick36 November 24, 2014
Derrogatory term used to describe someone with an extremely slow trigger finger. Usually winds up with 0 kills in an extremely easy team swat game.
"Don't be such a Mcswain, pull the trigger"

"Man did you pull a Mcswain that game"

"That cockbags such a Mcswain"
Mcswain by Demos16 October 25, 2006

yolo mcswaggins 

Yolo mcswaggins is a religion in many dimensions. I am a traveler who is destined to spread my beliefs. If you do not start to worship yolo mcswaggin, you will have to cut your own dick off in boiling bleach. If you do not worship yolo mcswaggin after this mcswaggin punishment, you will have to live the rest of your life with a 10 inch dildo in your ass. Yes, a 10 inch dildo. To avoid all of this, just go to my cave downtown Minneapolis. It will say "free candy" on the side. All true believers are welcome. Have a nice day :)
-Hey dad, did you hear that if you don't believe that in yolo mcswaggin, you will have your dick cut off in boiling bleach?

-Yes son, we better go to that cave in downtown Minneapolis, and worship the yolo mcswaggins gods.

mcswaggie 

Noun: A code for a woman who is pretty and yet doesn't go for guys
Mcswaggie is looking really fine today, man.
mcswaggie by DaBaker123 March 7, 2014
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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