mcleister 

The one gay friend in the group. He's nice, but no one actually likes him; he only has sympathy-friends. Incessantly triggered.

Where's the McLeister?
Don't know, I'm not his friend.

mcleister by Bearbuddy01 July 9, 2017

Trout Molester 

A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.

They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.

Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.

Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.

Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.

Matthew: Huh?

Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".

Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!

Trout Molester by Higzy Teflon April 28, 2012

McLeiferdog 

Huge dump/ big deuce; pile of shit

1) Hey McLeiferdog shut the fuck up.
2) Dude stop being a McLeiferdog.
3) Hey Hal you gotta come check out this McLeiferdog its a 20 pounder.

McLeiferdog by Brad H 352 February 4, 2008

stock molester

Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.

I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...

stock molester by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019

fish molester 

A fisherman who catches and keeps tiny fish .

Look at that fish molester he's keeping minnows hopefully the game warden catches him.

fish molester by imjustsayin33 April 12, 2019

McAllistering 

To approach into another coworkers cubicle without making a sound and stare at them, then give them an awkward smile when they turn around.

James attempted McAllistering his female manager, and ended up with a sexual harassment charge.

McAllistering by ninja_m0nkey October 28, 2011

Shyster Meister 

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.

Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!

Shyster Meister by freedom boy June 16, 2009