mcgeester
The act of getting hella bitches and pounding their guts till they fly out and you have to use duct tape (Gut Tape) to stop them from pouring out.
mcgeester by Big Cock Jess November 25, 2014
mcgeester
The act of getting hella bitches and pounding their guts till they fly out and you have to use duct tape (Gut Tape) to stop them from pouring out.
mcgeester by Big Cock Jess November 25, 2014
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McGeester Face
A really really silly looking animal or person. More commonly used towards animals. Less commonly used to describe people, unless their combination of facial features is really really really silly looking!
B: Awww what a cute cat, what's his name?
G: Yawni.
B: Yawnnniii to the McGeester face to the McGuyster face!
Person: dude, look at that guy.
Other person: omg, thats a McGeester Face if I've ever seen one!
G: Yawni.
B: Yawnnniii to the McGeester face to the McGuyster face!
Person: dude, look at that guy.
Other person: omg, thats a McGeester Face if I've ever seen one!
McGeester Face by Chicken_grundle March 25, 2011
Meestering
When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.
1. Goddam it, stop your meestering
(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.
2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.
(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.
2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.
Meestering by The beater of the elderly April 6, 2007
Yeety McYeeterson
Yeety McYeeterson is THE stereotypical modern day millennial goof. The concept was thought up by two truck drivers on a stormy November evening. He is the brother of dabby swervins who will not be mentioned
Yeety McYeeterson by DRIVER 234 December 1, 2021
McEastergrof
a fairly popular subculture or cult embodying friends of an unspeakably high bond, stronger than that of a "best" friend.
McEastergrof by TMcNutt09 October 15, 2010
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