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McDuffle Shuffle 

The McDuffle Shuffle can be seen almost exclusively on the west side of Jacksonville Florida on McDuff Ave. The McDuffle Shuffle consists of standing on the corner with an incomprehensible sign, often attached to a tennis racket. A shuffler is often mistaken for a bum, but bums carry signs that make more sense.

A true Shuffler often offers extremely good song lyrics for sale (mostly rhyming) and plasters his windows with various batshit crazy rants.
Hey look at Jeff, he is down on the corner doin' the McDuffle Shuffle again.

Yup, he sure is, look at his sign, it says, "Munchausen by Jackass" what the fuck does that mean?

It means he is Crazier than a rathouse shit.
McDuffle Shuffle by Jeffwatcher November 20, 2011

Cooter Muffaloon 

This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).
Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.
Cooter Muffaloon by Corn Smith January 17, 2010
A big fat, whore- usually seen wearing cowboy boys, chaps, and a cowboy hat. Muffalo cites completely ridiculous and often fictional instances of sexual encounters. Upon looking at the Muff, vicious and monstruous images of a Buffalo's coat are planted in the imagination of the viewer. Since one cannot live after an encounter with the Muffalo, graphic encounters have not yet been documented.
Foster got a blowjob from Muffalo.
Muffalo by YourMother April 25, 2005
Any girl classified as a large or an extra large. e.g. a fat chick
Hey did you hook up with that Muffalo lastnight?

Let's go on a Muffalo hunt! (Cruise the bars for fat chicks)
Muffalo by Zenasskickin September 17, 2005
More bush in the danger zone than on a whole buffalo. Shit.
That muffalo engulfed her belly button.

I had to bushwack that power triangle.

Fucking hell!
muffalo by big biff and the chubbs January 22, 2005

muffalo wing 

When you eat spicy wings and forget to wash your hands only to later finger your girlfriend, and the dried hot sauce burns your girl's muff so severely that she accuses you of cheating and giving her an STD. From "The League."
My girl's still pissed off because of last week's "muffalo wing" incident...