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Michael McDiddle 

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An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.
"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."
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fatty mcdaddy 

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fatty mcdaddy is a kid with 1 dad and 28 kids ( they were all adopted). hes fat and loves mcdons especially 20 nuggs
I want to be one of fatty mcdaddys kids

Fatty mcdaddy 

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Fatty mcdaddy is a kid from Jerusalem he prays to Buddha with his son and 28 grandchildren.he eats lots of gherkins that's why he's called fatty mcdaddy.
See that fatty mcdaddy praying to jesus over there? He's really religious
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McDonDon's 

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McDaddie 

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A nickname for someone named Madison or Maddie
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Maddie: Oh hey there Bob"
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mcdiddle 

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a drunk girl that likes to finger herself in front of an entire party.
mcdiddle was diddling herself on the couch and everyone was watching.
mcdiddle by brittany warhol January 10, 2011
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