mcdodd
“the dons kiosk menu doesnt allow for 20 pieces of bacon on the mcdodd, so you gotta ask for it at the counter”
mcdodd by professordickweed January 13, 2019
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Michael McDiddle
An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.
"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."
Michael McDiddle by MugsyBogus May 23, 2013
fatty mcdaddy
fatty mcdaddy is a kid with 1 dad and 28 kids ( they were all adopted). hes fat and loves mcdons especially 20 nuggs
fatty mcdaddy by religous gherkin March 23, 2017
Fatty mcdaddy
Fatty mcdaddy is a kid from Jerusalem he prays to Buddha with his son and 28 grandchildren.he eats lots of gherkins that's why he's called fatty mcdaddy.
Fatty mcdaddy by Religious nun March 22, 2017
McDonDon's
McDonDon's by Whaleface February 10, 2010
McDaddie
McDaddie by yourlocalmcdaddie August 14, 2020
mcdiddle
mcdiddle by brittany warhol January 10, 2011
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