The kevin mccallister

When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.

Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?

by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

Kevin McCallistered

When you are riding his dick and as he’s about to climax you put both hands on your face and scream, just like Kevin in Home Alone.

Friend 1: how was your date?

Friend 2: I Kevin McCallistered him and I saw his soul leave his body

by Josaurus February 11, 2019